If you expect everything to be perfect let me tell you this . GO AND DATE AN ANGEL because I’M DONE

i never get jealous when i see my ex with someone else because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate :)

i heard your dating my-ex? that’s cool, im eating a sandwich, want those leftovers too? 

We go to school, to attend CLASS.
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

at home, we have to STUDY.
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.

in class, we’re given HOMEWORK.
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

while doing homework, we refer to TEXTBOOK.
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK.